You're Dib. Positive that we're not alone in this
universe, you're a master conspiracy theorist.
Attempting to prove Bigfoot, aliens, and
government conspiracies exist is tiresome work,
though...don't get too bogged down by it.
"A chupacabra? But there isn't a goat to
feed on for miles!"
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