They couldn't come up with anything better to do than to steal the John Kerry signs along the street edge of my property.
But steal them they did. All three. Staggered out across the 100 or so feet of frontage, they snagged each one.
Didn't leave the wire frames on which the plastic bag signs were stretched, either -- not even tossed into the brush.
Just ate the signs.
Buggers. Now I need to get more.
And decide whether it's worth reporting to the police.