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Poll! or something...

These questions were assembled by a small crowd of us, sitting by a fire on a snowy winter day a few years ago. I'm sure we overlooked a question or three which would be important to you if you were doing the evaluating -- and probably just as many you think are important when you are being evaluated. You can add up to 4 questions and answers at the end!

There should be plenty of room to answer these. I've allowed for 255 character answers throughout, so I encourage you to answer with more than a simple Yes or No. If you need more than 255 characters for any answer ... send email, or save it for the interview/audition.

Poll #1073344 Playmate Application - Part 1 - Basic Questions

What should I call you?

Are you attached?

Do you care if I am?

Will they hunt me down, or would they rather come along?

Will you come when I call?

Will you go away when I say?

Are you orally fixated?

Or gifted?

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Do you gag easily?

Do you come with your own equipment?

Does it need a license?

Are you high maintenance?

How many times can you come in one night?

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How many do you prefer?

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How many for me?

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Do you cook?

Will you serve me breakfast?

Have you had your shots?

Do you come with papers?

Would your exes call you psycho?

Please elaborate, with contact info for verification.

Do we know anyone in common who can provide a reference?

If so, whom?

If not, please provide 3 references...

Do you come with instructions?

Or when instructed?

Any fetishes or other interests?

What's on your "NO" list? (If you don't understand this question, perhaps you should reconsider your application...)

Would your mother approve?

How flexible are you? Demonstrate, please.

Mentally and physically?

Do you bruise easily?

Do you care?

What's in it for me? Precision and conciseness count.

Do you provide your own protection?

Do you prefer to play with mine or yours?

In public or in private?

Do you have any allergies?

Are you fabulously wealthy?

Will you be inheriting soon?

All applications require $25 (or equivalent) deposit for background check.

Must you speak?

How do you feel about rope?

How do you feel about silk?

How do you feel about leather?

How do you feel about latex?

How do you feel about rubber?

How do you feel about fire?

How do you feel about ice?

Thanks to silly LJ not permitting any free-text in the middle of a poll, I've split the Word Association into its own...

Poll #1073345 Playmate Application - Part 2 - Word Association

Cold?

Hard?

Soft?

Crack?

Whip?

Sharp?

Dull?

Black?

Wood?

Steel?

Rubber?

Young?

Leather?

Tattoo?

Brand?

Scar?

Ball?

Wesley?

$2.15?

Open?

Lipstick?

Cinch?

Tight?

Stretch?

Long?

Bite?

Scream?

Bottom?

Chocolate?

Switch?

Crop?

Tails?

Buckle?

Missing question #1?

Answer to missing question #1?

Missing question #2?

Answer to missing question #2?

Missing question #3?

Answer to missing question #3?

Missing question #4?

Answer to missing question #4?

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