Thud. Mac-Thud. (macthud) wrote,
Thud. Mac-Thud.
macthud

still rather content-free ... but amusing, nonetheless


Your Score: The Master


You've got 91 in attitude and 90 for technique.


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You take the kiss to the next level. Your kiss is a transcendental experience. You can take bad kissers and get good kisses out of them. You tease with your tongue. You give little bites to the lower lip. Your mouth is an symphony of delights, doled out in a tantalizing harmony of preludes and crescendos. You can access every erogenous zone on your date's body through their lips. People's knees go weak at your touch; the memory of your lips makes people start drinking. It makes people give up drinking. People will tell stories about your kisses years after you're dead. They'll give you nicknames like "The Demon Kisser", "The Devil's Sugar", and "Temptation's Tongue".


Your kisses access parts of the nervous system your date probably doesn't believe in. Chakras explode. They may not be able to have sex if they kiss you for too long; they need to go straight for cigarettes and pizza.


You are an unlikely gift to undeserving world, and you need to get in touch with me, immediately.



Link: The Last Word on Kissing Test written by weneedtheeggs on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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