I'm going to be doing a LOT of work in the next few weeks, and more from the 18th thru 28th, and it would be bad to go into that work in this kind of shape.
Thus -- I need to spend some quality time with someone who knows how to put their hands, elbows, and other massagey extremities to best use. And I will pay. (Though I'd be happier if I were lucky enough to find someone needing some of my own special skills, or game to trade bodywork for bodywork [though I'm untrained, uncertified, unlicensed, unprofessional, rumor has it I'm skilled], this is important enough for cash.)
If you are such a person, or know and recommend one highly, please respond by any feasible means. IM, email, comment here (screened, so you can share phone numbers or whatever; I may unscreen if nothing sensitive is found in what you say), phone me, whatever....
(ETA - comment screening *is* on now. I just tested. dammit.)