If you comment below, I will...
Tell you why I added you to my friends list and/or why I keep you there.
Associate you with something. A song, a color, a work of art, a character in a play, a piece of fruit. SOMETHING.
Tell you something I like muchly about you.
Tell you a memory I have of you/us.
Associate you with a character from a book or a film.
Ask something I've always wanted to know about you. (Or else I'll just ask a random question. I reserve that right.)
Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
In return, you must spread this disease in your LJ. In the words of she from whom I took this meme, go forth my people and spread the LJ bukkake. You know you wanna!