| My Fortune Cookie told me: |
Your One True Love will knock on your door in precisely 2 months, 8 days, and 14 hours; unfortunately, you will be out.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune
owie. this fortune sucks.
Thu, 03:43: Moderna #1 was no big deal. Moderna #2 took 24 hours to lay me flat. Major achy, put me to sleep for what I’d meant to be a nap. 15…
Mon, 21:50: I got a thing I've been wanting for several years that appeared here today. Now I can save you $15 if you get anything you like…
Sat, 17:17: So now (actually, a little over 24 hours ago), I am an orphan. My father — a/k/a Dr. T., DocTed, Less-tall Ted, Theo, Theodore J.…