Thud. Mac-Thud. (macthud) wrote,
Thud. Mac-Thud.
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Fruit Signs...

You're a RASPBERRY

You've got the attitude and this year the memories you'll make are worth the preserves!

Turn Ons

Wit, manners and style.

Turn Offs

Long lines, fast food and trucker caps

Fruit Sign Profile

You've got attitude that's all your own. Dripping with sarcasm, your tart and telling commentary keeps others on notice. Careful with that sharp tongue though — most of your peers are already black and blue. Your sophisticated air can alienate people who feel uncultured, but hidden behind your confidence is vulnerability. The secret? You're a real softie.

Compatibility checks...

The fruit cycle runs Grape, Raspberry, Lemon, Strawberry. So, my compatibility will be ...

Lemon - 1940, 1944, 1948, 1952, 1956, 1960, 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004...

Their flavor together is often better than their taste alone. A raspberry can give the lemon a dose of fizz and pop while the lemon's good heart can make even the ripest raspberry go soft. Luckily, the lemon is too level headed to be offended by the raspberry's racy remarks, but long debates are in store for this pair.

Strawberry - 1941, 1945, 1949, 1953, 1957, 1961, 1965, 1969, 1973, 1977, 1981, 1985, 1989, 1993, 1997, 2001, 2005 ...

The wild passion of a strawberry mixed with the blunt raspberry can create a rich and deep blend. It can also spell disaster. Strawberries and raspberries must be careful to complement each other equally. When these strong personalities collide the result is either a romance for the ages or an endless duel.

Grape - 1942, 1946, 1950, 1954, 1958, 1962, 1966, 1970, 1974, 1978, 1982, 1986, 1990, 1994, 1998, 2002, 2006 ...

Beware — when these two get together world domination is on the agenda. The grape values class and the raspberry insists upon it. Both fruits desire nothing but the finest things in life and when a raspberry and grape combine a seed of future success has been planted.

Raspberry - 1943, 1947, 1951, 1955, 1959, 1963, 1967, 1971, 1975, 1979, 1983, 1987, 1991, 1995, 1999, 2003 ...

Only another raspberry can appreciate the clever quips and snappy comebacks of a fellow fruit. Head to the edge of a social gathering to see these two slicing and dicing with their unlimited critiques. These fireballs will stick to the superficial and won't get mushy until late in the season.

Sorry, folks, I'm not going to type in all the compatibilities from the other direction... Silly Dasani, which is to say, silly Coca Cola Company, built this site in flash, without click-to-copy kinds of buttons, so it's a pain to snag the interesting bits... which I suppose makes you go look at the site... but really, there's not a lot interesting, and they get nothing from visitors quickly or easily...

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