- don't like it? change it.
- don't know how? make it up.
- didn't work? try something else.
- sick of trying? have something to drink.
- need more magic? look at the moon.
- bored? play.
- sad? play.
- not playful? try some other deity.
- this one's your problem, not coyote's.
- lonely? just think, i could be watching you right now.
10 Commandments According to Coyote
Thu, 03:43: Moderna #1 was no big deal. Moderna #2 took 24 hours to lay me flat. Major achy, put me to sleep for what I’d meant to be a nap. 15…
Mon, 21:50: I got a thing I've been wanting for several years that appeared here today. Now I can save you $15 if you get anything you like…
Sat, 17:17: So now (actually, a little over 24 hours ago), I am an orphan. My father — a/k/a Dr. T., DocTed, Less-tall Ted, Theo, Theodore J.…