Thud. Mac-Thud. (macthud) wrote,
Thud. Mac-Thud.

pro-active penicillin, and I'm OK with it...

The Twelve Days of Christmas
for macthud:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stmud_puppyan invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy
2ndtemimapubic dandruff shampoo
3rdnaughtynympha TiVo full of porn
4thmerovingianmost of a dead hooker
5thbillblakeThe Marquis de Sade's sex drive
7thb3agle2a fishnet body stocking
8thvoyager_at_90aua visitor from an escort service
9thlaureladamsA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends
10thguy_todda taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'
11thsagefirea crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'
12thcosmusicA key to the playboy mansion
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