Thud. Mac-Thud. (macthud) wrote,
Thud. Mac-Thud.
macthud

A pony! and a hosting...


Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (205 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.


Your humble and obedient servant,
MacThud


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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I pushed froufroufarie in the mud (-17 points). In November I gave epilady a kidney (1000 points). In July on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I helped mrsdiomedes hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been nice (769 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
macthud

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